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snicker sundays

ART :
why spock refused his invitation to the vulcan science academy

FIC: :
Where Is My Mind by scoutshonor
“Ground rules: no jerking off," Scott says. "No using my body to mack on my best friend, okay, that's fucking gross."

You Can't Dodge Stiles Stilinski by stilinskisparkles
“And this is it?” he points at the first girl. “I saw you in first period, you barely bothered to catch any of the balls you were tossed. I’m pretty sure you spent more time on your cell.”

The girl rolls her eyes, and looks completely unashamed of the fact she had her phone out in class. Derek knows Finstock would have stepped on it.

“And you,” he points at the second girl, taller and with eyes that meet Derek’s coolly. “You can’t throw anything worth half a damn. And what are you,” he points at the boy, trying not to look him in the eye, and failing. “A hundred and fifty pounds wet?”

The boy smirks at him, and Derek looks resolutely away. He’s now desperately trying not to picture him wet.

"I can't work with this."

FILMS :
1.) Alex and Emma

DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT, under any circumstances whatsoever watch this movie. Do not watch it if you love Kate Hudson, do not watch it if you hate Kate Hudson. Do. Not. Watch. It.
I made the mistake of picking this up at my local library because I remember hearing of it a few years back, and I'd already gotten Fast and the Furious and Fast and the Furious 2, why not make it an even three? I regret it. I regret it so much.

A Few Choice Caps

That's it. That's the entire movie.

I'm unable to focus solely on one thing, I have to multitask. So as a precaution, I always have something to do whilst watching a movie in the case that I get bored of it pretty easily (I usually do.) This movie was like a trainwreck. I wanted to look away, really, I did, but I just couldn't. It was so horrible. I knew from the moment Cuban drug dealers hung Elle Woods' boyfriend out of a window that it wouldn't be promising, but still I tried. I shouldn't have. The only reason this is even on this list, is because it's just so laughably bad.

2.) epic

I took my sisters to see this at my local dollar theater and I enjoyed it a lot more than I thought I would. It had some cheap laughs, obviously geared towards the children, but it had real wit and charm to it too. I really loved how independent the female lead was. Plus, Aziz Ansari and Chris O'Dowd. 'Nuff said. Overall, it was an enjoyable way to waste a few hours (and only a few bucks) but I did sneak out my phone to check how long was left a couple times. But it did give the world what they've always wanted: Beyoncé as Queen.

3.) Monster's University
Saw it opening weekend, I believe, and I'm fairly positive I'm going to be viewing it multiple times when it hits the dollar theater in a few months. It played out like a rom-com, which...it basically was. A better name for it would've been When Mikey Met Sully. It's got everything you'd expect it to have after falling in love with it's namesake some years ago and you will want to keep little!Mike in your pocket forever. Seriously.

TELEVISION:
1.) Felix Dawkins - Orphan Black
I'm obsessed with the show in general, but Felix in particular is hilarious. In this show full of endless drama, he's the comic relief. Like the Stiles of Teen Wolf or the Xander of Buffy. Only gayer.