forever is the sweetest con (
delacourtings) wrote2021-08-09 04:13 pm
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[fic] tit for tat ; one day at a time, schneider/penelope
tit for tat. one day at a time. schneider/penelope. g. 100. ao3.
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“Be my girlfriend,” Schneider says as soon as he walks in the door. Lupe cackles until she sees Schneider’s not laughing.
“be my girlfriend,” schneider says as soon as he walks in the door.
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“Be my girlfriend,” Schneider says as soon as he walks in the door. Lupe cackles until she sees Schneider’s not laughing.
“You’re serious.”
“Deadly.”
“Why?”
Schneider winces. “Can you just say yes and I’ll explain later?”
Lupe glares. “Schneider… ”
“I will owe you big time. Literally, anything you want, it’s yours.”
“Even if what I want is fifty percent off on next month’s rent?”
“I’m not really supposed to do that.”
“Then no.”
Schneider sighs. “Fine.”
“Yes!” Lupe walks over to him. “You’ve got a girlfriend then, snookums. Mwah.” She kisses him on the cheek, leaving a bright red mark.