[fic] cheap tricks ; hp, neville/pansy

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cheap tricks. harry potter. neville/pansy. pg-13. 100. ao3.
when neville, after one too many drinks, had accepted malfoy’s offer to play billiards, he hadn’t realized malfoy’s partner was pansy fucking parkinson.

notes: for neville100's prompt 465: challenge.

When Neville, after one too many drinks, had accepted Malfoy’s offer to play billiards, he hadn’t realized Malfoy’s partner was Pansy fucking Parkinson. Pansy Parkinson, who was currently leaning so far over the billiards table that her breasts were practically popping out of her dress. Parkinson, who knew exactly what she was doing to Neville as she slowly licked her wine-stained lips, rubbed her hand down the length of the cue stick.

 

“Quit it,” Neville hissed.

 

Pansy grinned. “Make me.”

 

“Is that a challenge?”

 

“Depends. Are you up for one?”

 

Neville looked down at himself, smirked. “Guess you’ll find out.”